A beginner's guide to Paradise

Here's the subtitle (and, honestly, it's better than the blurb on the back or my thoughts when it comes to deciding if this is a book for you): “9 steps to giving up everything so you too can: move to a Pacific island, wear a loincloth, read a hundred books, build a bungalow, diaper a baby monkey, and maybe, just maybe, fall in love.”

Was I right? I think that's all you need to decide if you want to read this book or not.