Assholes: A Theory

This seems the perfect approachable entry as I attempt to further my exploration into modern philosophical thought. A more readable examination of the ever prevalent phenomena of assholes with a slight philosophical sheen. Sure, I'm still gripped by an adolescent glee when James tries parse the minute differences that separate assholes from mere ass-clowns, douchebags, and jerks, not to mention the more gendered bitch. But I appreciate the rigorous approach.

Things get even more interesting when he considers “asshole capitalism” and suddenly this book from 2012 feels eerily prescient. Kanye West is confidently placed in the Delusional Asshole category while Trump is categorized as a Narcissistic Asshole back when he was just crying over birtherism. You start to see assholes as a relentless force that wears down opponents. Entitled regardless of the larger social costs, assholes can start to break down the cooperation needed for systems to remain healthy - degrading them over time. Assholes win converts to assholedom looking to lunge and grasp at their own piece of the pie in the face of dwindling resources. One can see the dangerous appeal of the asshole, especially in our current attention economy.

Maybe this could have been tighter, reduced to a long-form Atlantic article — but I still enjoyed the ride and appreciated the accompanying Canadian documentary that was free to watch (at least on CBC)

And remember, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.