Grand Theft N.Y.E.

The speed limit on Texas highways can easily get up to 75, 80, 85 mph, depending on how straight the road is, how much nothing there is nearby, and whether or not it's a toll road. Now, I don't know your life, but if someone is driving a convertible, say 15-20 mph OVER that, there's no way in hell I'd be masturbating in the passenger seat. I'd be holding on for DEAR LIFE.

A merry band of thieves steal from the rich to ... I dunno, they're clearly not giving to the poor. But the only steal from people who are so wealthy that they won't miss their Jaguar going missing and whatnot, and also they do this in the midst of giant galas and fundraisers so there's so many people around that it deflects suspicion. Also this is barely a plot point. Grand Theft N.Y.E. is about Cleo and Robert going nuts on each other, in detail, and honestly it sounds kind of painful the amount of time they spend boinking each other, and thinking about boinking each other while declaring they have been RUINED for other people.

It needed an edit (lot of spelling errors) but this was on KU so I guess I expect less there? It also didn't need the epilogue, which I felt was awkward because NO BUSINESS ASSOCIATES WOULD EVER BEHAVE LIKE THIS even if they were married and hot for their assistant.

So ultimately, it was fine. I'll give it a 2.5.