{"version":"1.0","type":"link","provider_name":"Hardcover","provider_url":"https://hardcover.app","cache_age":86400,"title":"Technically Magic","url":"https://hardcover.app/books/technically-magic","description":"Simon, awkward computer technician, scores a wizard\u0026#39;s apprenticeship without even knowing wizards exist. A very short apprenticeship, because Mister Wisticuffs - his mentor - gets kidnapped the day after their first lesson.\n\nStranded, Simon has only a magical book and a demon to help him get back home, and neither are very helpful. Once he gets back, two intimidating women - this is any woman with an average hip-to-waist ratio, to a computer guy like Simon - intervene in his would-be assassination. Soon, through no real fault of his own, he\u0026#39;s a wanted criminal caught up in a well-meaning global scheme that will, unfortunately, destroy globally.\n\nPreviously unable to even find a girlfriend, he must deal with an accursedly dirty wizard, convince someone to be his Familiar, and save the world from a guy intent on pissing off the Elder Gods with the magical equivalent of playing obnoxiously loud music.","author_name":"David Christopher Arnold","author_url":"https://hardcover.app/authors/david-christopher-arnold","thumbnail_url":"https://assets.hardcover.app/edition/32011786/7510c1ab-6d4b-4890-b97f-de81de3f62b9.jpg","thumbnail_width":1000,"thumbnail_height":1500}