{"version":"1.0","type":"link","provider_name":"Hardcover","provider_url":"https://hardcover.app","cache_age":86400,"title":"Lizard's review of You've Lost a Lot of Blood","url":"https://hardcover.app/books/youve-lost-a-lot-of-blood/reviews/@l1zardg0d","author_name":"Lizard","author_url":"https://hardcover.app/@l1zardg0d","description":"\u0026lt;p\u0026gt;How is an author so pretentious that they acknowledge they have written a load of nothing burger book, but proceed to try and pass it off as the most philosophical book you will ever read? Literally just go watch two horror movie YouTube critiques, read \u0026amp;#39;It came from the closet\u0026amp;#39;, watch literally any robot themed movie, and find an edgy Quotev poetry collection from 12 years ago by a Creepy pasta obsessed teen; if you do all that then you\u0026amp;#39;ve read this book. There\u0026amp;#39;s nothing productive about this book and it\u0026amp;#39;s a waste of materials.\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;","thumbnail_url":"https://assets.hardcover.app/edition/30440252/60585628._SX98_.jpg","thumbnail_width":98,"thumbnail_height":157}