I’ll be blunt: I thought this book was terrible. I know it has a massive following and I know I’m probably not the target audience, but I couldn't get past how performative the whole thing felt.

The biggest hurdle for me was the audiobook. The narrator for the male lead was so incredibly cheesy. You know the "men writing women" trope? This felt like that - a male narrator giving Z the voice he thinks women want to hear. Maybe some do, but it just felt forced to me.

Even the "spicy" elements didn't land. The CNC aspect is a totally valid kink, but here it felt like it was just being used for shock value or performance rather than being a real part of the characters. I suspect people actually in the BDSM community would find this pretty eye-rolling. It wasn't for me, the voice wasn't for me, and I’m happy to leave this one unfinished.

I really tried with this one, over a period of MONTHS, but it just went on and on for me. I love hard sci-fi - Seveneves is one of my absolute favorites - so I’m usually fine with technical density, but here the world-building just completely buried the story.

Neither the characters nor the plot ever really hooked me. I kept waiting for that moment where I’d finally start caring about what happened to these people, but it never came. Eventually, I realized I was just forcing myself to turn pages. It just felt dry in a way that Seveneves didn't.

This one hurts because I love Game of Thrones. I’m all in on this world - the books, the shows, give me a spinoff for every day of the week and I'll watch it. But A Dance with Dragons is where George R.R. Martin’s insanely descriptive writing finally caught up to me and killed the momentum.

I just. wanted. something. to. happen.

Instead, I’d find myself reading three pages about the specific leather-working on Brienne of Tarth’s saddle or some other minor detail that didn't move the needle. I appreciate the world-building, but at a certain point, the "flavor" starts to drown out the actual plot. I still love the lore, but I realized I’d rather wait for a summary than slog through another hundred pages of stationary travelogue.

Dan Brown is the fast food of literature: you know it’s not "good" for you, but you can't stop eating it.

Inferno is exactly what you expect it to be - historically inaccurate, shamelessly cookie-cutter, and a total ridiculous guilty pleasure. It follows the exact same blueprint as every other Robert Langdon book, but that’s the point. It’s a high-speed chase through art history that doesn't care about the rules of "serious" literature, and honestly, it’s better for it.

If you’re looking for high-brow prose, look elsewhere. But if you want a fun, cinematic ride that keeps you turning pages until 2:00 AM, this is peak Brown. It’s predictable, but in the best way possible.

I first read this in high school, and even years later, the ending remains one of the most powerful things I’ve ever experienced in literature. It was the first time I really stopped to think, "Love can mean so many different things."

The story reminds me of the Buddhist concept of non-attachment - the idea that if you truly love someone, you only want what is best for them, even if that means a painful loss for yourself. It’s like deeply loving a spouse and being able to mourn the loss of the relationship while still being genuinely happy that they found a path to greater joy elsewhere.

Of Mice and Men touches on that same selfless, heartbreaking territory - though, as the book shows, it’s a dangerous and heavy thing to decide for someone else exactly how their life should proceed (or not proceed, as the case may be). It’s a slim book, but the weight of that final choice is something that stays with you forever.

This one hurts because I actually loved this series - the first book is one of my 5-star reads. But I’ve reached a point where I can’t recommend the series to anyone anymore. It feels like the author just gave up after this installment, leaving the character arc completely unfinished.

The pacing here was non-existent. The entire book took place in a cave; the main character quite literally went nowhere. And then, of course, there’s the infamous chapter dedicated entirely to the protagonist having diarrhea. It was unreal.

Despite the "4.1 stars" on Audible from the release-day hype, this was a massive letdown for the fandom. It’s a classic case of a series losing its momentum and its way. I’m frustrated because I invested so much time into this world, only to have it stall out in a cave with a joke that went on way too long.

Author claims there will be more books in the series, but that's been his talk track for YEARS.

At first I was like... Now I'm like...

On paper, Armada has every element I want in a book: video games, high-stakes sci-fi, and a heavy dose of "Dad stuff." It’s a fun, engaging story, and I’m still stoked on the overall concept. But the execution left me with some serious questions about the pacing.

I found myself repeatedly thinking, “Okay, I guess this is happening now.” Things that we as an audience know are coming - the inevitable story beats - arrived much earlier than they should have. Instead of a slow build that earns the payoff, it felt like the plot was in a rush to get to the finish line.

Cline still manages to hold onto the element of surprise, but unfortunately, those twists often feel more like a lack of technique than a purposeful subversion of the genre. It’s a great "guilty pleasure" read, but it leaves you wondering how much better it could have been with a bit more room to breathe.

Quick read. It’s written as a screenplay, which was a great change of pace and kept the story moving fast enough that I didn't want to put it down.

What really got me was the setting. King nailed the isolation of Little Tall Island, but he also captured a sense of community that I actually found quite attractive. There’s something about that small-island life that appealed to me, despite the whole evil presence thing.

The ending was the real standout, though. It’s not your standard King ending - it’s much tighter and more effective than I expected. I didn’t sit around philosophizing about it once I was done, but I really appreciated how it turned out. It’s a solid, rugged story that transported me somewhere else for a bit, and that’s exactly what I wanted from it.

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This one was tricky for me. On one hand, it’s a great story with some wonderfully complex characters. I really liked Jamie, his family, and the whole cast of people in his orbit - especially during the "youth" chapters. King is at his best when he’s writing that specific kind of coming-of-age nostalgia, and I was fully on board for the first two-thirds of the book.

The issue for me was the payoff. People always cite Revival as having one of his darkest endings, and while it is definitely bleak, it didn't quite land for me. The notion that the afterlife just universally sucks didn't feel as heavy or as "bad" as a small community being forced to hand a child over to the devil, or a figure like the Dark Man always looming.

The Verdict: I didn't feel the sting of the ending as much as I wanted to, but the journey getting there was solid enough that I’ll probably try rereading it in a few years to see if it sits any better with me. For now, it’s a good book that just missed that final gut-punch.

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Book of the Year (2025)

I waited a long time for this one to show up via inter-library loan, and it was worth every second of the wait. King Sorrow is massive, but I flew through it so fast I’m actually annoyed it’s over. It gave me everything: I cheered, I gasped, I giggled in shock, and I genuinely felt the anger and the sadness. I'm not sure what else you can even ask for in a book.

I was so hooked that I carried this huge hardcover into the ER when my kid ended up with a concussion. The cover got me some weird looks in the waiting room - it's not exactly "hospital-appropriate" imagery - but I didn't care. I needed to know what happened next.

Beyond the plot, Joe Hill nailed a very specific kind of longing. It made me desperate for that tight-knit, ride-or-die group of friends that seemingly no one has anymore once they hit 40. Life gets in the way, people drift, but for a few days, this book transported me into a circle where that kind of loyalty still exists.

Easily my favorite read of 2025.. brb, you can find me adding this book to like 30 different prompts now.

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Gwendy in space. Evil billionaire. Story felt very clunky. Ties things off nicely in that Gwendy dies but I think she deserved better.

This was a quick but enjoyable read. The audiobook includes clips of the interviews that formed the backbone of the book. The physical book includes a ton of candid photographs. I recommend both.

Enjoyed this book very much. Made me want to use social media even less than I already do, which is a considerable achievement for a book as I don't frequent any of those mentioned within. Except Reddit, but if I leave Reddit how else am I going to get fantasy football tips or Pokémon leaks?