Amber

This was fun I guess. Tbh I'm a sucker for anything that acknowledges the laughably loud queer undertones of The Bachelor

Like a piece of sour candy: short, sweet, titillating, and a little over indulgent.

Waaay too long, but also wayyyy too cute

Now when I do my nightly skin care routine, I check for mirrorverse Tom Cruise so he can't pull me into his jellyfish cult.

-0.5 for pacing, +5 for being super weird

Holly Jackson is pro women's wrongs and so am I 🥰