

This one was hard. The start was dry and frustrating and just tragic. But the back half was kind of beautiful. More sentimental, more human. I'm glad to have read it.
This one was hard. The start was dry and frustrating and just tragic. But the back half was kind of beautiful. More sentimental, more human. I'm glad to have read it.

I forget where I found this. Thought it might be my cup of tea, but it was the kind of questionably written nothingburger that had me, at one point, asking if it was written by a human at all. I ended up speed reading it because I was curious; deliberately terrible writing, a tedious m/m relationship that strains credibility, the vaguest insinuation of a horror element in the back quarter, and an illogical plot that feels like I've stumbled into a nanowrimo. I see some people rated it, but there wasn't much here for me at all.
TLDR we were threatened with a weird time in space and instead we got MSN talk and a “boy falls in love with a vampire” narrative. I think two stars is generous.
I forget where I found this. Thought it might be my cup of tea, but it was the kind of questionably written nothingburger that had me, at one point, asking if it was written by a human at all. I ended up speed reading it because I was curious; deliberately terrible writing, a tedious m/m relationship that strains credibility, the vaguest insinuation of a horror element in the back quarter, and an illogical plot that feels like I've stumbled into a nanowrimo. I see some people rated it, but there wasn't much here for me at all.
TLDR we were threatened with a weird time in space and instead we got MSN talk and a “boy falls in love with a vampire” narrative. I think two stars is generous.

I forget where I found this. Thought it might be my cup of tea, but it was the kind of questionably written nothingburger that had me, at one point, questioning if it was written by a human at all. I ended up speed reading it because I was curious; deliberately terrible writing, a tedious m/m relationship that strains credibility, the vaguest insinuation of a horror element in the back quarter, and an illogical plot that feels like I've stumbled into a nanowrimo. I see some people rated it, but there wasn't much here for me at all.
TLDR we were threatened with a good time in space and instead we got a “boy falls in love with a vampire” narrative. I think two stars is generous.
I forget where I found this. Thought it might be my cup of tea, but it was the kind of questionably written nothingburger that had me, at one point, questioning if it was written by a human at all. I ended up speed reading it because I was curious; deliberately terrible writing, a tedious m/m relationship that strains credibility, the vaguest insinuation of a horror element in the back quarter, and an illogical plot that feels like I've stumbled into a nanowrimo. I see some people rated it, but there wasn't much here for me at all.
TLDR we were threatened with a good time in space and instead we got a “boy falls in love with a vampire” narrative. I think two stars is generous.

I forget where I found this. Thought it might be my cup of tea, but it was the kind of questionably written nothingburger that had me, at one point, questioning if it was written by a human at all. I ended up speed reading it because I was curious; deliberately terrible writing, a tedious m/m relationship that strains credibility, the vaguest insinuation of a horror element in the back quarter, and an illogical plot that feels like I've stumbled into a nanowrimo. I see some people rated it, but there wasn't much here for me at all.
I forget where I found this. Thought it might be my cup of tea, but it was the kind of questionably written nothingburger that had me, at one point, questioning if it was written by a human at all. I ended up speed reading it because I was curious; deliberately terrible writing, a tedious m/m relationship that strains credibility, the vaguest insinuation of a horror element in the back quarter, and an illogical plot that feels like I've stumbled into a nanowrimo. I see some people rated it, but there wasn't much here for me at all.

I had high expectations given the blurb, but I just didn't find it that funny. There's a humour, but also a bunch of unlikable characters so it felt a bit mean sometimes. Breaking the fourth wall was more annoying than anything. Still, I enjoyed it as a perfectly competent story in a fun setting.
I had high expectations given the blurb, but I just didn't find it that funny. There's a humour, but also a bunch of unlikable characters so it felt a bit mean sometimes. Breaking the fourth wall was more annoying than anything. Still, I enjoyed it as a perfectly competent story in a fun setting.

I had high expectations given the blurb, but I just didn't find it that funny. There's a humour, but also a bunch of unlikable characters so it felt a bit mean sometimes. Breaking the third wall was more annoying than anything. Still, I enjoyed it as a perfectly competent story in a fun setting.
I had high expectations given the blurb, but I just didn't find it that funny. There's a humour, but also a bunch of unlikable characters so it felt a bit mean sometimes. Breaking the third wall was more annoying than anything. Still, I enjoyed it as a perfectly competent story in a fun setting.