I actually haven't finished this yet, but I'm enjoying it, and I'm just so tickled that most of the negative reviews on here could easily be summarised by the title.

This can never be made into a movie because the plot is razor thin, and the entire thing is held up only by RDK's fabulous writing. The fact that she gets away with it at all just shows how well her pacing and prose can keep you hooked on her nonsense. I had a good time.