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If I spent more than approximately $200,000 on a degree, I'd be damned if I moved to a fly-over state and decided to spend the rest of my life selling pottery I'm not very good at.

This book left me unsettled and creeped out as an avid mystery reader. Which I'm 99.9% certain was due to the creaking house on an eroding cliff.

Great for ramen lovers. Don't read if you're starving...

Great recipe comic book cookbook. Don't read if you're starving!

I don't think I've ever read a book with an opening line like this one.

Opening aside, Charlice was a grating protagonist, overly dramatic, and all-round pain in the ass to read. The other characters were one-dimensional and lacked depth. The dialogue was not the best and had a lot of grammatical errors towards the end.