Kim Miller
This is a fun run through a metaphor of Ikea being a series of parallel universes.
A women goes missing in the furniture store. The management recognises that she's fallen into a parallel universe and they send two employees to go after her with the equipment necessary to find her and bring her back. And just in case she hasn't survived they are asked to bring back another version of her from another universe.
Through the barrier the two rescuers find chairs that eat people like those flowers that eat insects. They find dangerously psychotic versions of their workmates. They find other perils, but they also find an alternate lost lady. With the help of the author they make it back to their own store and deliver the alternate woman to her granddaughter and all is well. Or as well as it might be.
It's a light read with tongue in cheek narrative and crazy events, all wrapped up in the universally loved Ikea 'how do I get out of this place?' trope.
This is a fun run through a metaphor of Ikea being a series of parallel universes.
A women goes missing in the furniture store. The management recognises that she's fallen into a parallel universe and they send two employees to go after her with the equipment necessary to find her and bring her back. And just in case she hasn't survived they are asked to bring back another version of her from another universe.
Through the barrier the two rescuers find chairs that eat people like those flowers that eat insects. They find dangerously psychotic versions of their workmates. They find other perils, but they also find an alternate lost lady. With the help of the author they make it back to their own store and deliver the alternate woman to her granddaughter and all is well. Or as well as it might be.
It's a light read with tongue in cheek narrative and crazy events, all wrapped up in the universally loved Ikea 'how do I get out of this place?' trope.