If the Bard ever put his quill to anything dumber, we are blessed it has been lost to posterity.

Typically, one uses readymade adventure modules to save time on game prep.

Running Power Behind the Throne very likely requires more prep time than just winging it.

Nobody could wing something as complex as Power Behind the Throne. Worth it.

All those rhyming couplets. So many rhyming couplets.

If this peepshow is in the “masters” series, I don't even want to know what the journeyman stuff looks like.

Okay, screw it. I'm not being paid for this and life's too short to wade through a miasma of incoherent, malformed half-thoughts expressed in a non-language no editor should've let through.

It's one of those things. You know it's horrible and reading it probably makes you worse as a human being, but you can't stop because you're morbidly curious about what over-the-top freakiness Garth Ennis will next cook up.

HELP I AM TRAPPED IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY