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In the words of Mushu:


"Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!


Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!"



Anyway… wtf did I just read.

We got a Demi-god door because daddy screwed a tree.

We got an evil landlord.

Door falls in love with the real woman because she is gentle with the door when trying to enter her apartment.

Daddy Zeus does this wanna-be Pinocchio thing… well not entirely… this whole FMC and the Door must fuck every 30 days thing just gives me that vibe.

FMC Dominates the Door.

Door becomes a real boy… I mean a man.

Door/Man gets shot and put into evidence and they live happily ever after.


There is more but I need a cleansing

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10 months ago