UGH THIS IS SO GOOD AND I CAN'T EVEN SAY WHY.
I have no idea who to recommend this to because it's so grossly specific, visceral, painful, symbolic, strange, confusing, that it takes a bit of patience to begin but once you start reading past the first act, you can't stop. The diction in this book is phenomenal. It's read like no other book. I did have a nightmare though I can't say why.
Begging for Diablo Cody to write this.
If you do read this, please let me know, because who the fuck am I gonna talk about this book with?
I wanted to like this so much more than I did. Very 3.5 for me. The prose is really well-written, but the third act dragged on so much. I wanted to know what happened and that fueled me to finish the book. But I really disliked the main characters and some of the choices they made that created needless problems. I enjoyed reading about 70% of it, I enjoyed the lore, but the mc's ruined that enjoyment.
I am so tired of “alcoholic unreliable widowed female narrator” thrillers, but I really needed to escape from some personal shit and this helped. It was a page turner for sure and I enjoyed reading it. I disliked almost every character and the twist was eye-rolling for me but it did get me to forget being sad, so I give it 3 stars.
This anthology is AMAZING. It makes me want to read more horror anthologies (recommendations please!)
I love found footage media so this was a great twist on the medium. Some are forum posts, scripts, found journals, stories about found cassettes... A lot of diversity in here. Some of the scariest things I've ever read. I genuinely got nightmares from some of them (looking at you, Ghost Town Adventures).
Horror fans pleaaase pick up a copy! ALSO I love that the last few pages have the socials for each author. I tried to hunt some down to tell them I loved their stories!
This book is like getting a big hug! I loved it! I usually get annoyed with first person YA. But the narrator has a distinct character with her own struggles, and isn't annoying or childish. I love the summer setting and I smiled more reading this than 98% of books I've read. I do wish there was an epilogue. I have never said that in my life lol. Definite recommend :)
3.5 rounded up to 5 // A solid reading experience with weird narration. Suspending the disbelief constantly, but I didn't mind. Its simplicity reads like a children's book sometimes but that isn't a complaint, it just adds to the “cozy” nature of the mystery. Felt weird about the voice between an entire character (you'll know the one) but honestly a fun, quick read.
3.5 rounded down to 3 / 5
I love love love the setting and lore behind this story. LOVE. Like her other novel “Hide,” the lore and premise are immersive and engaging. But man, this story does not make sense, and not in an existential way. I spent two acts of three suspending my disbelief to the point where the story and its resolution genuinely did not make sense.
I will still recommend this book because of how original and fun the premise is. I love the ideas of lost media, liminal spaces, adult/children juxtapositions... so this fit the bill for me, except the plot itself. It's fast paced enough that I never wanted to put it down despite the nonsense.
I hope one of y'all reads this so I can talk to you about it.
I lived most of my life feeling stuck. Asking myself “Is this it?” Caught with a person in a small room, a small life, a basement at that. Convincing myself I could be content with small and learn to love it. I never did.
I loved “Girlfriend on Mars” because it was about so much more than the characters. It was about capitalism and excess without being too condescending or redundant. It spoke on toxic relationships with characters you dislike, but you still care. The prose isn't for everyone but its tangents mimic how I feel when I doom-scroll, throw something in the garbage, or drink almond milk. Are we acting against moral obligation? Did we make it all up?
It's not really about space. It's about family trauma persisting, from how hard it is to break bounds of depression, from feeling stuck to wanting more... from going as far as possible from your problems only for them to follow you... I deeply felt it all.
The problems Kevin & Amber face are very real. I lived them. I had my own “Mars” and I pursued it without regret. I could not live small. I flew into space and never looked back.
I work with patients who have dementia. The biggest fear I have is someone I love becoming a person I don't know. That is what makes the book truly heartbreaking and horrifying... watching someone slip away and leaving you alone, even though there is a body there. Beautifully written, slow paced but I blew through it.