egg

Hastings chases tail
he'd fall in love with a stump
with enough makeup.

Taunting love letters
hidden, artfully composed
just text her “u up?”.

Learns people exist
some folks never get that far
it's gruesome out there.

Planet-hopping stud
resents doing the right thing
demonizes child.

His glass is half full
but his head is half empty
poor guy got the girl.