Bonk! This one should be buried underneath the horny jail.

Devil House can be a challenging read for a variety of reasons, but none moreso than the typeface used for Part 4: The Song of Gorbonian. I really thought his name was Borbonian for a while there. This font had me thinking a GD G was a GD B. This book is messed up. Geyond messed up.

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Doctors HATE this one simple exorcise to lose demons FAST!

Having read them both recently, I think Frankenstein is the better book but Dracula will forever be my favourite. The first Goth song wasn’t Boris Karloff’s Dead now was it?

Ummm I think you mean The Modern Prometheus’s Monster 😘

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If I had to listen to Lord Henry all the time I would go insane too.

Not sure if it was in bad taste for me to read this on a four-day sleeper train journey but so far no-one’s been murdered so it should be fine.

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Her real name is Mircalla but she’s goes by Millarca and Carmilla. Glad to know the tradition of glaringly obvious anagrams for vampires didn’t begin with Count Alucard.

This book nullifies my headcanon that District 4 is in Atlantic Canada so I will simply ignore its existence from here on out 👍

I know so little about Iowa I feel like Iowan apology to Iowans.

I did not understand what was going on or why anyone was doing what they were doing or what they were planning to do or what they were saying or anything at all.

Pretty good book.

I recognize that the way British people write maths in the plural is better and all but seeing jail spelled gaol sent me into cardiac arrest. We all have our limits.

The novel that puts the nation in tarnation.

Pride Month is wonderful but I simply cannot abide by Prejudice Month.

If I was a Messianic oracle and Emperor of the Known Universe I would simply find the timeline where I get to just hang out and vibe.

Dr. J. Montague: “Essentially, the evil is the house itself, I think. It has exhausted and destroyed its people and their lives, it is a place of contained ill will.”

Dr. E. Gadd: “Bodo bodo, oyama! Suku suku. Luigi!”

Jesus fuck.

It's spelled like

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on the back of my copy and that's sick. Airplanes that flap their wings are pretty cool too I guess.

Thomas Jefferson gets to judge the souls of the dead and decide if they go to good hell or bad hell or Kansas hell. It's so over 💀

Big book for fans of weird-looking-dogs-in-silly-poses and existential loneliness.

Smokin' that Sam Gamgee, Southfarthing, lembas deluxe, Elbereth Gilthoniel, Skinbark, Bombadil pipe weed

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Dracula shows up for the last 15 pages of this thing fully nude and the first thing he says is “I am Dracula.”