(spiritually younger) immortal himbo top x jaded older power bottom


i enjoyed the writing and the relationship dynamic enough to overlook everything it didn't have (which was quite a lot but my rating is personal and extremely subjective)

sayan is obsessed -- need that tbh

cute, warm, cozy and omg they love each other so much - also hoping to see sayan and lars meet

valentyne is the most omega to ever omega - like, textbook example of the Perfect Omega.

cozy with the lowest stakes ever, literally nothing big happens other than them trying not to smash before (essentially) marriage.

it's just sweet. mind-numbingly sweet.



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i really like it until the ending, the amnesia trope and corruption reversal felt like a cop out 😭

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them smashing bareback in the backseat of grayson's truck would honestly have less sexual tension than what actually happened goddamn

you know what? sometimes it's nice to read something that's comforting and fluffy, with a couple that's completely and whole-heartedly devoted to one another.

(and maybe i do just want a big pink shark daddy to sweep me off my feet and spoil me senseless 😔)

this read like a crackfic so i enjoyed the absolute mayhem - you can tell it didn't take itself that seriously and i love that

the chronicles of "you're not like other omegas"

Larkin is so interesting as a main character, if he had stat points his charisma would be in the negatives. He's determined to the point of stubbornness and is somewhat monotonous when speaking - but he's also deeply empathetic, he cares about people especially when they're hurting. Doyle is everything I want in an actual, real life partner - grounded, charming and reliable (being tall and having an attractive voice doesn't hurt either). In the audiobook, whenever Doyle calls Larkin "Evie" I swoon.


I went into this not knowing Larkin was married (I don't like cheating plotlines because I hate feeling guilty for rooting for the main characters) but I pushed through and surprisingly enjoyed it, especially when accompanied by the audiobook.

100% agree with the fact that Larkin and Noah no longer fit together - they had problems waaay before Doyle came into the picture, he was just the catalyst. The "cheating" (more emotional than physical) wasn't necessarily at the forefront of the plot, it was more like it highlighted the underlying issues Larkin needed to confront - facts about himself, his perceptions and his relationship that he'd either buried or overlooked. I do feel for both Larkin and Noah; I honestly don't think Noah is coming from a place of true malice but I can see how, in his eyes, Larkin's attitude towards him had pushed him to react the way he does.


I had to remind myself that this all took place over 2-3 days, the pacing made it feel like weeks had passed. The crime-solving was interesting as well, I enjoyed reading about the other characters and how they fit into the story. Each only had a few pages dedicated to them but they felt real- flawed and so very human (human enough that I wanted to reach in and sock some characters in the jaw).


It was a good time and I finished it all in a day - I'm looking forward to picking up the next one.

m/m cozy chef simulator

2.5(?)

mary sue love interest – i just wanted to read about a femdom relationship LMAO

3.5 ★ ★ ★ ☆ while i do like penny i think the real highlight is emery, since we actually got his perspective i think i connected with him a lot more than with darius.my quip is that they got touchy pretty quickly - it was kinda abrupt actually - i get it depicts how compatible they are to be dual-mages but it was just fast for me.

3.5 ★ ★ ★ ☆ after 3 books i'm pretty attached to the main cast of characters - darius though, he's pretty much an accessory to me

at her core, reagan is a tier 1 rage baiter

when the main character uses words like badassery, bejeebus, tater tits and lady bits- it pretty much sets up the trajectory of the rest of the book.

but if you unclench and embrace the cringe, it's a fun time.

pushing historical accuracy and scientific plausibility aside, it wasn't the worst time travel book i've read but it did have a fair amount of ???? moments. definitely didn't have to be a series though, this could've easily been one book.

2.5 ★ ★ ☆ it peaked in the beginning and then just rolled downhill from there - the characters and the world itself were full of inconsistenciessometimes matt's naivete and hubris is fitting for a young teen (13-16 y/o), but then he suddenly has the prowess and insight of a grown man with years of experience. the relationships felt kind of performative too, i understand the want to show strong bonds between the characters, but their speech and interactions seemed unnatural.there's also the lack of an end goal. i thought it was gonna be about growing stronger to confront the noble family that neglected his home world but that gets rectified without him having to take any action. events just happen for the sake of things showing the progression of time, none of it builds into an overarching story.the most engaging part was the first quarter of the book, when he was building his strength, but then he has everything spoon-fed to him later through pseudo-nepotism.

the backend of the book felt like a starwars opening crawl - we just kept getting exposition.

i did appreciate how both susan and olix (mostly) respected their cultural differences and practices though - it also got points for not having them fall in love (or lust) after the first meeting.

The premise was interesting enough, but I wasn't truly invested in any of the characters or the world building - honestly that's probably why it felt so slow to actually get to the end for me.

a touch-starved necromancer with social anxiety falls for a paladin strapped with a hero complex.

cozy but kinda forgettable (also, for a previous black ops member, theo is really nice - debilitatingly so).

3.5