This book made me angry. 5/5.

Is it ironic to post about reading this on Goodreads?

Surprisingly cute, good dialogue.

OK grandpa.


(This book was 1/2 good but also full of eyerolls. Would I recommend it? Maybe?)

Horrifying. 10/10.

I thought when people claimed it was “fanfic that got published” they were being facetious.



I hate this story. I hate all the characters in this story. I hate the plot of this story. I hate myself for being intrigued by the synopsis of this story. I hate myself for not reading the reviews of this story. But most of all, I hate myself for paying money for this story.

Fluffy, short story about a girl who charms her way out of death.