Randy Mayhill loves to sit on his front porch in only his boxer shorts and pistol holster, scheming how to catch feral hogs. He is “retired,” unceremoniously relieved of his duties as sheriff for protecting his felonious best friend, and Mayhill is fully committed to the hermit lifestyle. And for one year, that is all right with him, until a dead body appears draped over a fence he shares with his neighbors (Onie and Birdie, who happen to be his dead best friend's mother and daughter, two people that are more like family to him than mere neighbors). But before he can find out who the dead person is, the body disappears. Hence, the mystery begins.
Ain't Nobody Nobody is the debut novel of Heather Harper Ellett, a zany, witty, and heartfelt ode to rural Texas, where colloquialisms have a wisdom that is hard-earned, and the sleepy town has secrets that can be easily hidden in the wooded areas of private property. Harper Ellett has created a large cast of unique and eccentric characters that would easily fit somewhere between an Elmore Leonard novel and a Coen Brothers movie. The mystery of the dead man on the fence (who he is, how he got there) becomes entwined rather quickly in the history of Mayhill and his relationship with his best friend's family. Moral boundaries are blurred. Illegal activity abounds. It all makes for a riveting mystery wrapped up in literary ambition.
One thing of note: Harper Ellett devises an interesting and fun narrative strategy that straddles the line between third and second person. The narrator knows the cast intimately, although it's never revealed who the narrator is. But the narrator often interjects things about the characters or the citizens of the town that elicits a response from the reader, as if to say, “Don't YOU think so? Don't YOU think that's crazy?” I laughed out loud often to this commentary from the narrator, something akin to the gossipy tone of a group of folks commenting on the foibles of the people they know, then sitting back as if to say, “Those poor bastards.” Pretty funny stuff.
This is a fun read with literary flourishes that drives a murder mystery into a suspenseful, climactic showdown. My only quibble is I wanted more of the backstory and less of the mystery as the novel progressed. Maybe Harper Ellett has another novel in her—set a few years earlier—about Mayhill and Van and Onie and Birdie and Bradley. That would be amazing, don't you think?!
