Bastards I Have Met

One of Crump's best. A-Z, 26 commonly found examples of bastardry, with another 7 at the end to round things off. In classic NZ style, I am not so sure it will work so well beyond, say, Australia.
Covers of such bastards as the bad bastard, the clever bastard, the miserable bastard, the officious bastard, the weak bastard and of course, everyone's favourite, the good bastard.