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This was so much fun to listen to! Great magical creature voices. The story was so, so weird and fun, too. I love a good middle-grade sendup of the Freemasons. Who doesn't?
SO much wordplay and reference and whatnot. It was a delight. A good readalike for kids (and adults) who like Lemony Snicket. Some of the weird references might go over kids' heads, but I think it's the kind of thing where at some point when they're older, they'll look back and have a brief flashback to Cold Cereal and be like, wow, what a weirdly clever book I read when I was a kid.