Confessions of a counterfeit farm girl

I have secretly always wanted to live on a farm. I crossed paths with this little book at the free book place in the city (a magical place full of wonder) and since it was free I took it home and read it immediately. I'm almost sorry I wasted my time. I found the author shallow and not very likable. The footnotes were extremely distracting and not amusing at all. The jokes were way overused...how many times did I read the Starbucks line–I lost count after 15.