Except Antarctica

“This is a turtle.

—Um. Hello there.

Turtles are found on every continent...
except Antarctica!

—Hmph! We'll see about that!

They are cold-blooded and cannot survive in a cold, harsh...
Hey, where are you going?

—Antarctica.”

I laughed my head off at this silly spoof of a nonfiction book about animals, where the animals themselves reject the wisdom of the narrator and head off to Antarctica.

So much fun!