Fangs for the Mammaries

I've been taught, as most people no doubt have, to “Never judge a book by its cover”. So even though I cringed a little at the title and cover art of this short story collection, I picked it up because I really liked the first book in the series (“Witch Way To The Mall”) and liked the idea (stories featuring Vampires in suburbia).

Unfortunately, the contents of the book failed to exceed the low expectations that the cover/art gave me. There were two or three stories I liked throughout, but for the most part the authors failed to do anything interesting or innovative with the concept. And each of them might have even been okay if you were reading one vampire in suburbia short story, but putting them all together made the entire endeavour feel bland and uninspiring.