Fast and Furious: Fast Meals for The Thrill in You

I wasn't expecting much and I was still disappointed. How are these books even published? They are not even creative recipes. The first one is the most basic of meatloaves, but she calls it “turbo meatloaf”.
Crusty Cheese on Burning Asphalt: Freaking TOAST witch some cheese.
Drifting Noodle: Just noodles with cheese on top. Literally plain noodles, no sauce at all, just the 5 minutes boiled noodles with oil and cheese. I've seen better recipes at a college dorm.

It's just a list of bad puns under the pretext of a cookbook. I'm so glad I didn't had to pay for this crap.