From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast

Here is an attempt to integrate some relevant Alan Partridge quotes into the rewrite:

The high priest of nasality and enemy of perished pants, Alan Partridge, triumphantly returns exclaiming “A-ha!” for the third season of his hit podcast, From the Oasthouse. While the general format may have become slightly more labored over time, this season still bounces along with all the pace and athleticism of a world class gazelle, just as amusingly as the previous ones.

Join Alan as he welcomes a new grandchild into the Partridge dynasty, attempting to patch things up with his girlfriend neighbor by sending her top quality garlic bread and hoping she'll “smell his cheese”, and tries tracking down his old army buddy Michael, who he hasn't seen since his Newcastle days where they used to “share a sleeping bag” to keep warm.

Though the whale-sized podcast industry continues to bloat “like a big fat man, with gravy running down his chin”, Alan manages to breathe new life into the medium with his signature wit and banter, imparting nuggets of wisdom like “smell my cheese” along the way. As always with Alan, no topic is off limits - even when his opinions on the youth of today with their pierced navels and talentless actors land him squarely in the midst of the culture wars.

So pop open a cold one and have a nice big plate of hot food ready, because the king of plates and nasally vocal tones is back and better than ever! Alan sees you...and you're going to need a backpack to carry around this season because there's so much good stuff packed into it. Lynn, his PA, has made sure of it!