Get Me Out of this Shimmering Oasis

This is a short, punchy send-up of Instagram healthism, much like [b:Puritea 60702461 Puritea Lucy Leitner https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1648419381l/60702461.SY75.jpg 95698894]. I didn't like this one quite as much, but it was still fun. I admire the level of ambivalence such a brief, broadly satirical tale has evoked for me. Is the story just viciously derisive of @wellnesswarrior497? Or is it truly sympathetic to her on some level? Is she getting what she needs/deserves, or is she a victim of a horrific cabal?Also, the description of the sensory deprivation room was really chilling - that will stay with me for a while! Very impressive for a mere four paragraphs!