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Omid Djalili's fascinating story begins with an unconventional childhood spent at his family's London guesthouse for visiting Iranians. At school he is kept busy with the beginnings of a passionate love affair with football but he hopes one day to live a more intellectually fulfilled life. For one wonderful summer in California it seems that maybe he will find his spiritual home at UCLA. Sadly his exam results don't quite hit the mark (it's difficult to study astrophysics at one of the world's top universities without O-level maths) and so, ever hopeful, Omid returns home to spend the next three years sitting his A-levels again, and again, and again. Eventually, in a moment of madness, he concludes that the best way to achieve the desired A-level results is to 'improve' his certificates. Travelling to the university of Ulster he finds true connection and relaxing solitude despite the backdrop of Northern Ireland at the height of the Troubles and nearly being killed by paramillitaries. Here he decides that a life in show business is the only secure option he has left, and what follows is a hilarious and captivating insight into the life of a young performer who embraces his cultural identity, works harder than anyone else, and doesn't give up until he has hung out with Brad Pitt in Morocco, injured himself severely while showing off in front of Kate Winslet, and shared an 'intimate moment' with Oliver Reed in Gladiator. Full of the warmth and intelligence that makes Omid such a successful comedian and sought-after actor, this memoir takes us on a joyously vivid journey through an unusually British life.
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Omid was born in Chelsea, London, to Iranian Bahá'í parents and is a Bahá'í himself. The first significant success of his stand-up comedy career was at 1995's Edinburgh Fringe. This was in “Short, Fat Kebab Shop Owner's Son”. He followed this with “The Arab and the Jew” in 1996. Djalili has also appeared in many films, most notably Gladiator. Others include The Mummy, The World Is Not Enough, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Sex and the City 2.
With such a varied background, you would expect his autobiography to be full of hilarious anecdotes. And it is! His book covers his birth through to the awful TV show, Splash! If you've ever seen Omid you'll notice he tends to keep intimate life stories out of his stand-up. And the opposite is true in this book: he keeps most of his comedy out of his life story. Saying that, Omid does have a skill of pulling together various tales and details, that are at first unrelated. However, these ultimately come together and to form an inspiring message. This is persistence and being a nice guy, in the long run, pays off.
If you've ever seen Omid you'll notice he tends to keep intimate life stories out of his stand-up. And the opposite is true in this book: he keeps most of his comedy out of his life story.
An entertaining read which I recommend.
The abridged version is available from the BBC here