How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

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This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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I can't pretend that everybody I've killed has been a bad egg. I can't even say they all had it coming. But you want the real truth? We could all be said to have it coming. Write down the worst things you've ever done. Just the top ten. The silent little moments of guilt sitting at the back of your eyes in the bathroom mirror.

Did you break someone's heart? Were you a bad husband or wife? Lousy mother or father? Was there a time you stole some money from the till at work? Maybe you just cheated on a test. We've all done things. One day, these things might come to the attention of the wrong person, and you get me knocking on your door.

Morals have to be flexible when you're self-employed. Sometimes I can turn jobs down if I think they're shady, but I've still got bills to pay.

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* A connection I just now made – wow, I'm dense sometimes

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could not – would not – tolerate any distractions

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