How to Win at Feminism

I can't even with this book. I HATE it. I got to page 81 before I started skimming, and even when I started skimming I couldn't miss stupid headlines like “How to Take Up More Space, but Not Too Much Space.” Shut up. I get that this is supposed to be satire, but I did not even so much as crack a smile in EIGHTY ONE PAGES. This book is OBNOXIOUS.

Plus, even after I decided I was going to make it more fun by counting Beyonce references, it proceeded to — over the next 60 pages — only give me four. FOUR! Two thousand(ish) references to Beyonce in the first 20 pages, and then only four?! A failure on every level.

I can't even throw this into my Goodwill donation bag in good conscience. That would mean someone else might pick it up and read it later on down the line, and that seems too terrible a fate for some innocent person. This one's going straight into the recycling bin. Good riddance!