I Want to Be a Vase

A toilet plunger wants to be...a vase.

Simple, right?

The plunger's desires are quickly shot down by the other occupants of the bathroom. “Not to be rude but...look at you. You're shaped like a plunger. That's your job. That's what you were made for,” says the bathtub. But the plunger does not let the scorn and derision of others stop the search for fulfillment...off the plunger goes. And this sets off a quest for satisfaction by a whole household of appliances.

Wouldn't this be a fun readaloud? And think about the discussion that might ensue...