It's Not My Fault Because...: The Kids' Book of Excuses

Excuses, excuses, excuses—do you need some good ones? The wilder and wackier, the better. So next time you’re late to class, just tell the teacher, Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet. If somebody asks, Is that a birthmark? explain, No, it’s a barcode. I’m on sale this week.