James Acaster's Classic Scrapes

I didn't laugh, smirk or even smile once during reading this. I may have grimaced a couple of times but that's about as much emotion that it provoked. Acaster's scrapes were pretty banal (excluding the car crashes - how he's still alive and driving I do not know) and his writing was fine, satisfactory but not particularly engaging. I enjoy him on the telly and Off Menu podcasts but this just left me cold. Although I do have an urge to cabbadge someone...