Liches Get Stitches
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Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs. Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?
Wrong.
Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbours of the realm. Now instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
Featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery, undead paradise never looked so good.
A very grisly slice-of-life progression fantasy.
Content warning for gore and violence.
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5 primary booksLiches Get Stitches is a 5-book series with 5 primary works first released in 2021 with contributions by H.J. Tolson.
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Gory, cozy, and funny. Maud must learn what she is and adapt to her new unlife. She'd like to be left alone to work on new crafting projects that just happen to use body parts and blood as major materials. Unfortunately angry villagers and clergy would rather she not exist.
Maud is great but there aren't really any other well developed characters. Most folks don't survive long enough to leave an impression and her undead minions aren't exactly strong willed.
Content warning for lots of animal and human deaths, although many don't stay down for long.
Audiobook is delightful.
