Love Me Never

1. Don't talk about love. ;2. Don't think about love. ;3. Thinking and talking about love leads to Love, which is the enemy ... ;For 17-year-old Isis Blake, the list has one goal: to ensure she never falls in love again. Ever. As Isis and her mom settle into their new home in Buttcrack-of-Nowhere, Ohio, Isis is rockin' the purple hair and a beat up old car...and hoping like hell that no one learns that a. she used to be fat; and b. she used to have a heart.