Lucky in love

1.5/5 stars

“Sometimes regardless of what we want, reality takes over.”

The Great Reading Slump of 2017™

devestating

#Confirmed:

Emi is the worst and she refuses to listen to any of you.

so

Shrugs

Her brother eats her cereal that for some reason she only eats on her birthday. Her parents take her to a restaurant and can't even afford the bill. And to top it all off, her BFFs for life stood her up.

•Rents a yacht she can throw a stereotypical high school party on
•Gives a million to each of her douchbag family members
•WHich he brother gambles it all off
•which wasn't a shocker at all
•Buys a $70,000 car
•$70,000!
•SHE'S 18 YEARS OLD
•I've been in a high school parking lot. No 18 year old is a good enough driver for a $70,000 car
•Buys super expensive pizza
•Gives $500,000 of it away to a family memeber SHE HAS NEVER MET BEFORE to invest into real estate
•Which is a scam
•Again, shocker
•Spends a lot of it at Ikea
•WHich I actually understand. Ikea is cool
•Other stupid stuff, i started blocking it all out at this point

GET A FUCKIGN FINANCIAL ADVISOR

AND WHEN THAT FINANCIAL ADVISOR AT THE END OF THE BOOK IS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THIS MONEY WHEN YOU DIE"

mADDY STARTS TALKING ABOUT THIS ANTEATER

AND HOW SHE WANTS TO GIVE MOENY TO THE ANTEATER

I just can't

I can't

EXCEPT HE KNEW. LIKE WHAT A JERK. All he had to do was be like, "hey congrats on winning all that moolah now let's go clean up poop together."

Buddy read w/ Scrill whom I abondened and finished this book days before her. Sorry.