Most Eligible Billionaire

Extremely vulnerable woman finds herself manipulated into becoming a shareholder of a multinational conglomerate. She “falls in love” with the CEO, a billionaire who grieves the fact that he can never be a normal guy as he flies off to the Hamptons in his helicopter. Don't even get me started about how he makes life decisions for her without her knowledge or consent, and we're expected to view it as chivalrous. The power imbalance feels icky.

However: if this book were rewritten from the point of view of Smuckers the Dog, I would give it 100 out of 10 stars.