Not quite what I was planning

Here are some of my favorites:
“I was born with some assembly required.”
“I live the perfect imperfect life.”
“You are all in my imagination.”
“Take a left turn, then fly.”
“Cursed with cancer. Blessed with friends.”
“I wouldn't change it a bit.”
“Can't read all the time. Bummer.”
“Put whole self in, shook about.”