P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

One of the first books printed in the American colonies was The New England Primer, filled with catchy lines like “In Adam's Fall / We Sinned All.”

Since that time, many alphabet-type books have been published in the same – or similar – vein. One of the latest is P Is for Pterodactyl, which carries the subtitle, The Worst Alphabet Book Ever which doesn't seem that complimentary, but when it includes lines like:

” is for Jai Alai.

” is for Ewe.”

U is not for You.