Plushinomicon

This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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What, you may ask, did Jessie the Flufamancer do? Well, he animated the plush creatures of the children. Then he made them do his evil bidding. I can't even begin to tell you about the bidding that he bade, but just believe me when I tell you that it was evil!

The Lord of the Rings

Dragons of Autumn Twilight

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