Redneck

I am not even sure what to rate this one. It gets 5 stars for being HILARIOUS. OMG, I just about died laughing at the stuff in this book!



Our intrepid HERO, whose name is T-BONE (like the steak not the rapper) and (who had a beard and apparently only ONE hair on his head.)

“I have a face full of hair, and the one on my head grows down past my shoulders”

“The little chart I'd started keeping after finding the tampons in her trash told me all I needed to know about her breeding season”

“Are you going to kill me?” Her words stopped me in my tracks and almost knocked me off my feet. “No.” The thought never entered my head. Why would she even think such a thing”

Insert sarcastic eye roll