Shooting the Boh

...Gimme a second here (pant, pant)...
Let me...ugh...rip this leech off my leg...
Ouch!...Jeez...another beesting!...And...what?...
What the heck is that GROWING ON MY FEET???...

Well, I've definitely decided to cross the Boh
off my short list for our 25th wedding anniversary
trip.

Great story. Leaves me asking the question,
“Why would someone choose to raft down the
wildest river in Borneo?”

Side note: Of all the horrors Johnston described,
the most terrifying to me was the onset of menopause.