Shrunken Treasures

You can't get much more classical yet condensed than this. Imagine 585 page Moby Dick whittled down to two pages of verse, sung to the tune of “Mary Had a Little Lamb.” The huge Odyssey shrunken to a seven verse poem that begins, “No wussie was Ulysses.” And if you've always wanted to read the immense (I'm talking 4,215 pages!) Remembrance of Things Past, here is your opportunity; it has been compressed into one sixteen word sentence.

Lots of short, sweet, silly fun.