Smitten

Um. I hate to break Alfi's hearts because they're sweet and dorky but this story felt like it was written by a teenager who wanted to do some sort of wish-fulfillment thing. Ally and Fish come across painfully cringe. Also, I dunno about anyone else, but reading about how Fish decided to jack off after their phone call (when they hadn't even been talking naughty) – while imagining giving her oral sex – made me flinch. Unsexy and unromantic much? Geez. The epilogue that takes place like 30 years in the future was also pure cringe .