Sorcerous Rivalry

DNF - Not even enough pages to consider it more than the preview

Why?

‘A little thrill danced along my spine when his piercing blue eyes met mine.'

...Literally the first time their eyes meet. ... Oh, dear.

‘Using my ale cup, I nudged her breasts to make them bounce.'

What the fuck!?

‘I had unfortunately missed seeing him bathe.'

Oh, I'm done. I do not want to be inside this guy's head ever again.