Spoiled brats

I just looked up this book to find the short story about the elf on the shelf. I was laughing for days reading about this poor abused elf sent to Tampa Bay. The altercation with Rudolph will have u in tears.
Here is link to the story.
https://kielarowski.net/2013/12/20/my-career-as-an-elf-on-the-shelf/