Suzy Likes to Look at Balls

This one wasn't funny. It was offensive, ignorant, and mean.

And I don't mean that the “boohoo, you're mean old meanie!” kind of way, but the unkind, rude, cruel, vicious kind of way.

“If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books.”
I'm not offended by humor, I just don't like a-holes who believe mean is funny. If you have to guard yourself against deserved critique by putting such sentences in the description of your book, don't write books.
But, I won't buy your books.