Tall, Dark & Lonely

I just have a few things to say other than that this book was AMAZEBALLS.
1) DIE CANDY DIEEEEEEEEE
2) ALL THE PROVERBIAL FEMALE DOGS IN THIS BOOK SHOULD DIEEEEEEEEE
3) Joshua and Chris are...-sigh- I just love them, what with their open-mindedness and all around other good qualities.
4) RL Matthewson, you SCARED me for a second with that epilogue. I thought...I thought it was confirmed...I threw a fit for no reason...ASDFGHJKL. Anyways, I'm just glad he's alive.
5) Ephraim is nothing short of heavenly. He's insanely intelligent and clever, what with all those moments he got the butthole/guilty party to play right into his hands, therefore digging a grave for themselves. And then there's the fact that he's adorable, of course.
READ THIS BOOK if you can deal with some annoying figurative female dog for most of this story.