The Action Hero's Handbook

The Action Hero s Handbook is a wonderful guide for anyone who s ever wanted to be an action hero. It includes step-by-step instructions in Fighting Skills, Paranormal Skills, Love Skills and general Good Guy Skills. Yes, there are diagrams.[return:][return:]Although most of us will be lucky enough never to have the opportunity to employ most of these skills ( How to climb down Mount Rushmore National Monument anyone?), there are a handful of things that may prove useful at some point of your life& whether you are a guy or girl.[return:][return:]For example, you should discover that public bus you are on has a bomb that will detonate if it slows below 50mph. The book tells you what you should do, who you should report this to, and if necessary, how to drive the bus.[return:][return:]The section on How to save someone from being hit by a speeding car should make you popular. It also explains how you should save yourself if you are still in the path of the vehicle.[return:][return:]As an action hero, you have to be ready for anything, anywhere, anytime. A confrontation consultant advices that we should be suspicious of everyone and everything without letting it show. Be aware of what is going on around you. Use your fear instead of letting it control you.[return:][return:]Make a mental note of all entrances and exits. Keep moving. Pick up useful items after you disarm your opponent. Anyone who play computer games should know the last bit.[return:][return:]The warning in the beginning of the book states two important things: this book is to be used by true action heroes only. Evil geniuses, criminal masterminds and any other variety of Bad Guys are asked to put the book down immediately.[return:][return:]The second thing is that the information in this book comes directly from highly trained professionals. This doesn t mean you should try any of it at home (unless your life depends on it). If you maim yourself trying to be clever, don t come crying to me. [return:]return: