The Asset

This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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Like most of his business trips, the only sights he'd be taking in were those of Duty Free, Wok n' Roll, Dunkin' Donuts, and all the other apostrophic, postapocalyptic airport landmarks he vagabonded past countless times a year.

People often made envious remarks about his business travel, not realizing that the homogeneous scenery endemic to virtually every airport in the United States made on susceptible to what Kennedy half-jokingly called “Terminal Illness”–a chronic frequent traveler disease brought on by extreme isolation, fatigue-induced delirium, fast-food malnutrition, excessive consumption of bottom-shelf booze, and diminished social equilibrium. He likened it to extended space travel, but with inferior cuisine.

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The Asset

I received this book from a drawing on the author's website. Mega-Thanks to Shane Kuhn and Simon & Schuster for the good read. As it was an ARC, there's a chance that the quotations above might not be in the published version, I'll try to confirm as soon as I can in a couple of weeks.